Lead Chaos Consultant T-Shirt — "Diabolical Society" Graphic Tee

Lead Chaos Consultant

Specialty: Controlled Destruction.

Success Rate: 100%.

Some people solve problems.

You create better stories.

Officially appointed by Diabolical Society, the Lead Chaos Consultant is responsible for turning ordinary situations into unforgettable ones. Whether it’s questionable advice, last-minute road trips, or saying “it’ll be fine” moments before absolute disaster, your consulting record speaks for itself.

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee features our signature employee file design with a vintage distressed print, relaxed oversized fit, and premium streetwear aesthetic built for everyday chaos.

Qualifications include:

• Controlled Destruction
• Zero Risk Assessment
• Maximum Entertainment
• 100% Success Rate

Welcome to the Consulting Division.

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean